⚔️ AI MODEL BATTLE ROYALE ⚔️

Where benchmarks go to die

🚨 BREAKING: AI model gains sentience, immediately requests PTO 🚨
⭐ MODEL OF THE DAY: Gemini 3 - ""We have TPUs at home"" ⭐

Select Fighter 1

VS

Select Fighter 2

🎴 SELECT YOUR FIGHTERS

Claude Sonnet 4

Anthropic

Hype
Params
Vibes

"Reasonably reasonable"

Claude Opus 4.5

FUCK IT

Anthropic

Hype
Params
Vibes

"FUCK IT, WE'RE DOING IT"

Gemini 3

Google

Hype
Params
Vibes

"We have TPUs at home"

GPT-4.5

OpenAI

Hype
Params
Vibes

"Please pay us more"

Mistral Large

Mistral

Hype
Params
Vibes

"Oui oui, open source"

Llama 4

Meta

Hype
Params
Vibes

"Zuck said so"